I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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