i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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