I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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