Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's JV to your varsity
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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