Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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