'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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