Whats the glycemic index on semen?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
They took my balls.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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