saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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