it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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