I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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