so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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