And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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