Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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