just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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