Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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