Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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