whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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