Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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