he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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