i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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