My hair reeks of homosexuality.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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