I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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