I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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