They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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