Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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