I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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