just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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