she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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