I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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