She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize