Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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