Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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