i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
