Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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