from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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