Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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