so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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