Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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