Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
