and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Enjoy the penises
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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