God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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