fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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