But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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