No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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