she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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