I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
love makes seman taste better
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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