so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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