i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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