Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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