It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Are we still banned from the library?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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