so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
