What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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